Friday, October 15, 2010

hahahaaa. flashback from sophomore year! XD

This is an email from sophomore year..
>.>
so; i came into 3rd period and Chris is there jumping around the room like a crazy man holding onto his... thing.
he finally sat down and started to move around.
he kept staring at the clock and complaining about how much it hurt.
finally 8 minutes come across and and he's shaking and telling the teacher "Mr. Van Beek! this is the longest 8 minutes of my life!"
after being antsy for a while Chad makes water sounds with his mouth.
Finally 2 minutes away from the clock. Hes like "yes! 2 minutes. clock! turn! turn!"
finally 1 minute.
he gets so antsy and curious on what chad was doing he goes and sits next to him.randomly
as soon as the the clock gets past that one minute he gets SUPER excited and runs out the door.
After he ran down the hallway he finally came back. it was really quick on how fast he came back.
He came in the door and mr. Van Beek was like "feel better?"
He sighed a little and said "yeah.. Much better"
He slowly sits down and tells Chad he ran down the hall.
Then he sighed again;
"I never felt this much happy from going to the bathroom."
Then;
Chris decides to look at games and gets super excited.
then "chad" and chris have a very SEXY conversation about games.
Chad; who is reading over my shoulder is laughing saying "ok"
oh and he said "yeah" too
Van beek is just doing his work.
chillin like a web designer bushbaby gangsta <--------uhh.. did i really type that?
oh yeah
he also decided to stop class and show us a picture of a bushbaby
great huh?
anyways; that was the end of chris' back from bathroom emergency adventure.
hope you enjoyed that

Febuary ninth 2009
okay what else funny things happened?
email search......
Ohh. May 31st 2008
wow.. this is extreme!

here it is:
There is an Evil Burrito that wants to take on the Mighty Taco. The Mighty Taco has an awesome sidekick named Nachos. Since NB wanted to record the fight on You Tube, he went to go and see it with his Camcorder. In the end, NB just got beat up. And The Evil Burrito and the Mighty Taco and Nachos became best friends!
Unfortunately, NB shoot his nipple powers that made the Mighty Taco and the Burrito...and nachos at a disadvantage. They began to cry. 1 day later, NB wanted to be president. So, as horrible as bush is, we let him. And the world came to peace~! More people had jobs that got them 1 million dollars a year. And the best part was, the prices never went up, the gas money never went up! It went down! They created more and more trees every year, and instead of the rule, cut down one tree and plant 5. We made the rule of cut one tree and plant 1500! This gave us an advantage to making pencils! And everyone was happy!
To eliminate obesity, Bakerys had created a special type of sugar that is both healthier and does not contain so many calories and carbs and whatever. The sugar tastes the same as well!
The new paper is 100 percent recycled with a mixture of cardboard to make it hard and nice. It might be yellow or brown but it was completely for the environment! Everything was able to be recycled and there was no trash in sight! Just recycle bins. And even if it's an ice cream wrapper or whatever, you can recycle it and use it as paper! And nobody cared!
As for instruments! Knowing how Erika loved instruments, NB wanted to make learning an instrument a requirement!
"In Japan", Erika said, "In The elementary school it is a requirement to learn the recorder. If people started to AT LEAST learn the recorder then their singing will be better and they will increase in better grades."
1 year later, NB made people take away the WASL and told the state to make school fun, and end up learning something anyways!
Trust in the student's grades, a test does not prove anything. It just creates stress.
Wait till next week for the rest of the story! 

alright (: ttyl

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