vitamins, new theme, and ranting. (:

Lets start out my day today.
Today, i got my grade back up in Mr. McDermitt's class. I got a 3/4 on my essay.
That's a B.
^_^
it went from a C to B.
Oh yeah, I'm taking vitamins.
It has breast milk in it though.. haha.
so today, i am going to talk about the benefits of Breast milk.
(:
Breast milk is easy to process.
It enhances the minerals and nutrients you have.
Breast milk makes you smarter.
If you breast feed your baby, it is said that he will be intelligent.
why?
It makes child brain development process go more well...
and you become closer to your family member and can be easier with people
due to skin to skin contact.
Alright, it also said itll give you good vitamins for eye sight
for growing.
and for a good immune system :P
but anyways, for my readers, I will change to a less awkward subject.
In digital photography i am working on a new theme
our new theme is panning.
basically panning is...
a moving subject... like a car for example! but the background is blurred.
I love it (;
Seems like fun.
I'll post them soon ^_^
hmm, so i wanted to also talk about eye colors.
how each eye color have a sterotypical personality.
Never heard of it?
well let me place them here.
1. Blue Eyes

Blue-eyes are commonly known as the prettiest eye color, and people who have blue eyes are associated as being good looking. People with blue eyes have the longest lasting relationships. They tend to be kind and are very good kissers. One of their main goals is to make people happy.

2. Green Eyes

Green-eyed people are known as being very special due to the rarity of green eyes. Green eyes are typically associated with magic. People with green eyes tend to have long lasting relationships and have the most passion when they are in relationships. People with green eyes are also associated as being very good looking and some what mystical. Green eyed people long for the touch of another.

3. Brown Eyes

Brown-eyed people are associated as being very normal. Brown eyes are one of the most common eye colors and therefore this color is known as being average. People with brown eyes are very attractive, adorable and aim at making new friends. They are very trustworthy and will do anything for people that are special in their lives. Brown eyed people are kind and love to cheer people up. They are the greatest kissers of all.

Erika commentary: Yeah baby! XD

4. Hazel Eyes

People with hazel eyes tend to be gorgeous. They have very unusual relationships that tend to be short. Hazel eyed people are very diverse and love to try new things. They are risk takers and rarely will say no to a challenge. Hazel eyed people are also the best in bed.

so there you have it.

lol. im really bored...
so i am going to rant on random things i can do.
hmmm...

1. Bring some books to class and read them instead of paying attention or doing any work.
2. Walk around class begging for spare change.
3. Chew on your arm until someone notices.
4. Change seats every time the teacher turns his/her back.
5. After the teacher explains something, laugh really loud and say "Oh, now I get it!"
6. Lick yourself clean like a cat does.
7. After the teacher has explained something, say "Quite right, old bean" in the typical old english style.
8. Sing your questions to the class.
9. When the teacher calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE!!! Oh, no, sorry."
10. Page through the textbook scratching each picture and sniffing it.
11. Stare continually at the teacher's private areas. Occasionally lick your lips.
12. Address the teacher as "your honour".
13. Sit in the front, sniff suspiciously, and ask the teacher if he's been drinking.
14. Present the teacher with a large fruit basket.
15. Ask for an extra copy of each handout, for your invisible friend sitting next to you.
16. Claim that you wrote the class textbook.
17. Stand to ask questions. Bow deeply before taking your seat after the teacher answers.
18. Laugh loudly at everything the teacher says. Be sure to snort and make weird noises while you laugh.
19. When the teacher turns their back to the class, scream and bang desks, then when they turn around act normal and get on with your work. - Kaz
20. Get everyone in the class to start humming softly, and gradually hum louder. - Mr Magoo
21. Have a group of people in different parts of the classroom in on the hum scheme. To work it, one person hums until the teacher looks at them, whereupon someone else starts humming and the accused opens his mouth as says "I wasn't humming!". Rinse and repeat until teacher loses mind. - jw
22. At a completely random time, put up your hand to ask a question. When the teacher picks you, ask a question about a different subject and pretend you thought it was that class.
23. Put your hand up, and when the teacher acknowledges you, just say "I'm pointing at the ceiling".
24. When a substitute introduces himself as a substitute, have you and your friends all yell "FRESH MEAT!!!!" at the same time.
25. Raise your hand as if to ask a question, then just say 'buh buh bah buh buh buh?' or similar nonsense. Then act like the teacher should get it.
26. Say you're invisible and when people say you're not, start crying.
27. Superglue a coin to the ground and watch people try to pick it up.
28. While the teacher is writing, hide the board rubber. When he/she goes to get somebody (like the principal), replace it in the same place & make him/her look insane.
29. Tell your teacher that you don't do homework because it's against your religion.
30. Listen to what the teacher says, and pick out a word that is said often, like "the". Each time the word is said, run a circle around your desk laughing and clapping loudly.
31. Each student say "chop!" when the teacher calls the roll, then when the last student's name is called the class yells "Timber!" and they all fall out of their desks onto the floor.
32. Whenever the teacher speaks to you, act like you're terrified of him/her and go run & hide in the corner or under your desk.
33. Go up to the teacher but face the empty space next to him/her and ask if you can go to the office to get your medicine for hallucinations.
34. As soon as the bell rings to start class, crawl under your desk and huddle with yourself and grab onto your chair and scream like you saw your grandma's butt. (Brianna White)
35. Start clapping, but keep a steady beat. When other people start clapping, start singing opera. (cheesebaboon)
36. Draw a smiley face on a piece of paper, and talk to it. (JH)
37. Refuse to do any work until the whole class has put on rubber gloves for fear of lead poisioning. (sarah)
38. Bring some candles, an ouji board and matches into the class on the day of a test. Before the test starts, set the candles in a circle and light them. Sit in the middle of the circle with the ouji board and claim you are trying to channel the spirit of Einstein. (sarah)
39. In class when the teacher is talking, pretend you're not paying attention and if she picks you to anwser, say "So the Rhino did go to the beach with the Elephant". (Masta)
40. When the class is silent, put your book on the desk and fart on it. (JMS)
41. Ask questions while trying not to use any nouns or make any sense. ex: I have a question: When you said that we should get that thing over there with the stuff on it, did you mean the thing that, you know, had the stuff with the (mumbles) . . . over there. . . .Well, do you? (nsrt)
42. While taking a test, get up about halfway through and point at the teacher or someone random and scream "You ruined christmas" and then storm out of the room, slamming the door on your way out. (ScottBaioFan)
43. Repeat everything the teacher says right after him/her to confirm that you agree. When they ask you to stop, say "but I love you so!!" (jacob khan)
44. Raise your hand in such a way that it looks a little bit like you're just stretching (like you're a little tired) but more like you want to ask a question. When the teacher goes to answer your question (even when you don't have a question), just say you were stretching. Repeat as often as necessary. (the butt)
45. When the teacher turns his/her attention to you and calls you to answer the question, act as if you're an undercover agent and refuse to give information. (TetraMorph)
46. When forced to type up an essay or project, put the whole thing in one of those whacky fonts (the ones that are all symbols and the sort) then act confused when your teacher can't understand it. - The Otter King
47. Every time your teacher asks a question, raise your hand and answer with the word "salmon". Have your friends join in and even have people in different class periods do it. - j$
48. When a teacher asks you a question, stand up and walk up to her/him (if the teacher is bigger than you, stand on tip toes) and square the teacher up. After 10 seconds, turn around and run out of the room. - Gaza Boy
49. When you have a 2000 word essay due, hand in two pictures related to the topic. After all, a picture is worth a thousand words, right? - Optik
50. When a teacher asks you for your homework, angrily exclaim that you are a member of Greenpeace or the Earth Liberation Front, and that the mass slaughter of innocent trees is unacceptable. - Optik
51. During a note-taking lesson or activity, or at any time during the class, try to take offense to anything the teacher says. If the teacher doesn't use politically correct terms, take offense to it, even though it doesn't even concern you. Even take offense to random things like "Jamaica" and "the pythagorean theorem". - Maxipax
52. When the teacher leaves the room, tie a knot in the straw in their coffee. - yoimabutthead
53. Raise your hand, and when the teacher calls on you, ask where babies come from in a childish voice. - Bitch
54. When a teacher explains something, raise your hand and say "I don't get it". They'll say, "What don't you get?" You look at the handout or notebook paper you have and say, "How do they make a really big tree into this thin piece of paper?" - Katie
55. Pick one of your teachers that constantly uses a specific word (ex: I have a teacher that says "Okay?" after almost every sentence). Get everybody in the class to stand up, clap, and sit down every time that word is used. - DeusExMachina
56. Just randomly stand up excitedly and yell some random-ass comment towards the teacher. Like, "I like your pants!" in a dandy, yet excited and confident manner. Then just sit down as if nothing ever happened. - Nick
57. Raise your hand and ask to go to the nurse and say, "I SEE DEAD PEOPLE." - bababa
58. Look ahead in the textbook and learn the info. When your teacher is trying to teach it, raise your hand and give away the whole lesson in like 30 seconds. - chris
59. After being given an important assignment, blatantly stick it in your mouth and take a bite out of it. - Nacho
60. When the teacher hands out an assignment, put your shoes on your hands and attempt to do your work while whining about how hard it is. If the teacher tries to say anything, say, "You don't know me!" and run away crying. Works best with numerous people. - The Avenger

i got this from a website :P

oh and this is probably my favorite though...
How to piss a girl off.
or aka..
How to keep your woman in check
20 12 2007

so is told by a friend of mines…lol. the humor of it is just hilarious. but i wouldn’t take the advice myself. heh.
1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say “Could be better.” This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.

2. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she’s sleeping. If she is say “You better be.” Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.

3. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement

4. Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. Then–when she’s sleeping, steal all her small things and break them.

5. If you’re talking to another girl, make sure shes looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words “F*ck You” and grab the other girls ass. Girls love competition.

6. Tell her you’re taking her out to dinner. drive for miles so she thinks it’s going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard. When she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you’re really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear “…because i can.”

7. Introduce her to your friends as “some chick.” Women love those special nicknames.

8. Warm her up when shes cold…and not by giving her your jacket… then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say “If you don’t stop bitching about the cold right now you’re going to be bitching about a black eye.” The best way to get warm is with fear.

9. Take her to a party. When you get there she’ll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the partys dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.

10. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.

11. If you care about her never ever tell her. This will only give her self confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.

12. Every time youre in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way she’ll go crazy.

13. Take her out to dinner. Right when shes about to order interrupt and say “No, shes not hungry.” Make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her.

14. Look her in the eyes and smile…then clock her one. Girls love a spontaneous guy.

15. Give her one of your t-shirts……and make sure it has your smell on it. But not a sexy cologne smell…a bad smell. You know what i’m talking about.

16. When its raining keep asking her if shes crying. She’ll say “No, its just the rain.” Ten minutes later turn to her and just scream “Stop crying you f*cking baby!” Girls like a tough man as I’ve already stated.

17. If you’re listening to music and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she’ll think you’re mysterious.

18. Two words…Dutch Oven.

19. Remember her birthday but don’t get her anything. Teach her material objects arent important. The only thing thats important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.

20. If shes mad at you for not calling her when you say you will promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call youre going to tell her a special surprise. Now she’ll be really excited. Now dont call.

21. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it. Then, next time you know she’s coming over on a trash day, leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can.
<3
Erika